Celebrities

Off the Wall: Michael Jackson’s Doctor’s Trial

The Judge in Michael Jackson’s doctor’s trial has come out saying that he is “comfortable” allowing tv cameras in the court room during the trial.  Translation:  Superior Court Judge Pastor is “comfortable” with the ridiculous, media circus that will surround this trial, the way it always surrounded Michael Jackson when he was alive.  It sounds like someone has a little  Judge Ito envy……


Christina Aguilera, Terrorism & the Anthem

Christina Aguilera apparently “flubbed” during her performance of the National Anthem at the Superbowl.  Some people were both shocked and offended by her error in the lyrics.  And they should be.  The reality is that Christina Aguilera is a terrorist.  Her so-called “flub” actually revealed her political and ideological leanings.  It was far more than just an error:  It was downright unpatriotic and anti-American – it was terrorism.  And it all took place on the holy day of Superbowl Sunday.  I am willing to bet 10-1 that she knows exactly where Bin Laden is hiding and has her own personal cave in the mountains of Afghanistan.  Yes, my fellow Americans, she used our very own anthem against us, lowering our morale and the morale of our troops.

So if you were offended by Christina’s version of our anthem – you should be.  She is the reason that we have to take our shoes off at airport security, can’t carry liquids in our carry on baggage and are forced to live at the mercy of our government while they take advantage of our worst fears.  Some say error.  I say terrorism.

I also say that this is all a crock of BS and if you were offended by Christina’s errors in her performance, you need to get out a little more.   The only offensive part of her performance was that hideous drag-queen make-up that she insists upon wearing paired with brutally over-processed hair.  On second thought, that just might be terrorism… Up the alert level!


She’s Back…..Britney Returns, and it isn’t a Comeback

Britney Returns…

Britney Spears is about to hit us again with the video for her new single “Hold it Against Me”.   In only 10 short days, the video will be released with plenty of hype!  As Britney sets out to release her latest album “Femme Fatal”  the media is calling her most recent effort a “comeback”.  Its not the first time, nor is she the only celebrity to earn this absolutely ridiculous tag.  However, Britney is an excellent case in point.  The woman toured, promoting her “Circus” album for almost all of 2009.  At the end of the tour she released “3”.  Then she took a little break.  Its what being a pop star is all about.  Work your ass off for easily two years and then take a rest.  Its work.  Its a job.  Even when we don’t actually see Britney – she is working.  Recording a new album and getting ready for the media blitz.  She hasn’t had a new album in one year.  One year!  She did however, have a single during that time.  Yet, the media call her most recent efforts a “comeback”.  WTF?

Now, I admit that in the early days of Britney, when she was all of 17 years old and childless, her people were pumping out Britney albums as quickly as they could make them.  Britney had about four albums in five years.  I am sure that they are doing the same thing with The Biebs.  He’s hot, he’s now and he is making a whole lot of people a whole lot of money.  It seems that it has changed our expectations in terms of what a musical star is supposed to produce.   They have to be in sight at all times.  Complete and constant over-saturation of every form of media and communications.  Its crazy.

Britney is back after what must have been a very short break (given that she has a video and album about to drop).  It isn’t a comeback –  because she really didn’t go anywhere.  She is simply offering up her latest creation to the world.  And I personally can’t wait for my girl crush to get out there and entertain us yet again.


Cause Its Britney Bitch!: Why Glee NEEDS A Britney Spears Episode.

Why does Glee need a Britney episode?  Well the answer to that is actually quite simple:  She is an icon.  While she hasn’t been around as long as Madonna, she is indeed an icon in her own right which has been well recognized by the material girl herself.  She and Britney have shared the stage a few times, did a song together and in a truly iconic moment in pop culture – shared  “the kiss”.Besides the fact that she deserves it,  Britney has some awesome songs to choose from that would fit well into Glee world:

1.  Picture the Cheerios doing “Crazy”….It would be awesome!

2.  Picture Rachel singing “Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman” or “Overprotected” at which point we could meet her gay dads!

3.  Imagine Quinn doing a rendition of “Womanizer” for her baby daddy Puck.

4.  Now picture the female Glee cast performing “Boys” in the school halls.

5.  Sue Sylvester needs to get in there too….She is just too awesome to leave out and has to play a part in the Britney episode…I can see her readily adapting “Gimmie More”…..Its Sue Sylvester Bitch!

6.  I can see Finn singing “…Baby One More Time” to his crush Rachel.

7.  I have to admit that I would love to see Rachel singing “Slave” to her new man and prancing around with a huge snake.

Lets face it, the possibilities are endless.  Endless!  Glee should be required to have a Britney week because it will be so very entertaining and just plain fun! I think Emma, the uptight guidance counselor, should accidentally do a crotch flash…

I Heart A Britney Spears Glee Episode!

Got Britney Episode ideas – Tell me about them….


Brad Pitt Thinks Jennifer Aniston is Pathetic??

So the latest word on the never-ending Jen and Brad saga is….that Brad thinks Jen is “pathetic”.  The story according to the ever so reliable US Weekly goes that Brad believes that Jen only did the Architectural Digest piece on her home to get his attention.  She was apparently not interested in architecture at all when they were married and only did the cover to get to him as he was on the cover in 2009.  He calls her cover on his favorite magazine “Pathetic” and “Desperate”.

As I have previously mentioned, the whole Jen can’t move on from Brad thing drives me a little crazy.  Jennifer just finished a renovation of a house that she loves for over 2 years and I can’t blame her for wanting to showcase it.  Poor Jen just can’t get any credit for moving on from her dissolved marriage 5 years after the fact.  Portraying Jennifer Aniston as a desperate woman who can’t get over Brad is what is pathetic.   I don’t heart this crap!

Check out my prior post on this issue for some in depth review: Give Jennifer Aniston Some Credit.


I Heart Sandra Bullock: Girlfriend Can Keep A Secret!

Wow!  All I can say is WOW!  Sandra adopts a little boy and manages to keep it a secret for months even while surrounded by a  s**t storm of press.  Between winning an Oscar and a huge scandal of infidelity on the part of her husband, Sandra kept her adoption of little Louis under wraps for three months!  Color me impressed.  Apparently through her network of family and friends, after Sandra left her home with Jesse James, she managed to stay underground.  Those are some very good and faithful friends!  It seems absolutely impossible for a celebrity in this day in age to keep anything a secret, especially when they are surrounded by the paparazzi, but she did it!  One heck of a covert operation.  You go Sandra!


Shock and Awe: Britney Spears Looks Good (for Britney Spears)!

My God I think that pigs are flying and that hell has indeed frozen over!  Britney Spears stepped out yesterday looking good!  Well looking good for Britney Spears anyway.  She ditched some of her more heinous footwear for a chic pair of boots and even wore a bra!  She matches and her hair is done.  What the hell could possibly be going on?!  However being true to herself, she had to throw down some tacky action with a lace neck piece thing.  Hey, it just wouldn’t be Britney without it.  Regardless, compared to her usual fashion choices, this is a huge step up.  I heart Britney looking good!