So the latest word on the never-ending Jen and Brad saga is….that Brad thinks Jen is “pathetic”. The story according to the ever so reliable US Weekly goes that Brad believes that Jen only did the Architectural Digest piece on her home to get his attention. She was apparently not interested in architecture at all when they were married and only did the cover to get to him as he was on the cover in 2009. He calls her cover on his favorite magazine “Pathetic” and “Desperate”.
As I have previously mentioned, the whole Jen can’t move on from Brad thing drives me a little crazy. Jennifer just finished a renovation of a house that she loves for over 2 years and I can’t blame her for wanting to showcase it. Poor Jen just can’t get any credit for moving on from her dissolved marriage 5 years after the fact. Portraying Jennifer Aniston as a desperate woman who can’t get over Brad is what is pathetic. I don’t heart this crap!
Check out my prior post on this issue for some in depth review: Give Jennifer Aniston Some Credit.
I have got to take a stand for Jennifer Aniston and since this is my blog, I am going to do it! Though her marriage to Brad Pitt ended five long years ago, the media treats Jennifer like this pathetic creature that spends her days and nights pining for her lost husband, stolen away in the night by the irresistible vixen, Angelina Jolie.
If the media aren’t claiming that she is woefully waiting for him to come back, then she and Brad are secretly ‘Hooking Up’. There was some special photo session of her beautiful home recently and tabloids took the opportunity to tag out areas where “Jen cries for Brad”.
Lets face it people, they broke up fiver years ago. Do you sit around and pine for the ex guy or girl you had five years ago? When I think about the guy I was with back then, all I can think is thank dear God I came to my senses! And I am sure that a beautiful, smart and talented woman like Jenn doesn’t lie around her house moping either. Are Brad and Jenn hooking up? Doubt it! And does Jenn harbor a deep dark hatred for Angelina Jolie? Doubt that too! Nobody likes to see their man move on quickly and easily, but five years down the road and half a dozen children later, do you think that Jenn really cares?
Ms. Aniston has handled her divorce and its never ending aftermath like a lady. She has never spoken publicly about it. One would think that would mean that all these years later, the press would just leave her the f**k alone. But it doesn’t. Instead it is assumed that she spends her days pining away for the one she lost. Maybe it would have been better if she just did a giant, tacky tell all interview with Howard Stern?
Besides the passage of time and the fact that this woman has her own life, its time to face reality. Brad Pitt, quite frankly, has slipped a little bit. Lets recap in pictures:
Exhibit A: Man Candy
Now that is one fine piece of man! And yes he was voted sexiest man alive by People magazine like 50000 times, because he unquestionably was.
Exhibit B: You Go On With Yo Bad Self and Fine Piece O Man Meat!
Yes, this is what Brad looked like when Jenn had him. Fine, fine and more fine. A beautiful couple.
Exhibit C: The Slide.
That beard is nasty. Just plain nasty. There might be squirrels nesting in there. It ain’t good people.
Exhibit D: What Angeline Got:
And there you have it folks, the downhill, bearded slide of Brad Pitt, formerly known as the Sexiest Man Alive. So is Jenn all down and out wishing that Brad would leave the temptress Angelina and their brood behind? Not a chance. Every time she sees that nasty beard, I am sure she is patting herself on the back thinking about how she dodged a bullet. The bullet being that nasty ass beard!
So Media and Tabloids – Listen Up! Shes Just Not That Into Him!