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ANTM Cycle 14: The Jumpsuit Returns and Raina Gets Robbed!

Another weeks goes by on ANTM and you guessed it – Tyra busted out another jumpsuit.  Ms. Jumpsuit sent the girls to New Zealand this week sending the girls on go sees and then set them up for a photo shoot with the very sexy Nigel Barker.  This is how it all shook down and since this is indeed my blog – I will show you how No Shame Baby saw things this week:

1.  No Shame Baby’s Top Pick:  Raina

This is nothing short of a gorgeous picture and Ms. Raina is working it!  She looks great and so does the dress.  I LOVE this picture and so did the judges, but only chose it as the third best.  It should have been yours last night Raina!  You was robbed!  I think Tyra and company once again stepped out to smoke a little somethin’, somethin’.

2.  Alexandra:

She hasn’t been whipping it out until this week where she worked that dress, her face and that sheep to take the number 2 spot.  And rightfully so.  Both the Judges and No Shame baby agree!

3.  Krista:

This is a good picture, but I just don’t love it.  The dress looks alright but the look on her face is not good.  She just doesn’t look like the beautiful girl that she is.  I have a hard time believing that this was the best picture of Krista’s film.  Of course Ms. Jumpsuit herself picked it.  The judges selected it as the number 1 photo of the week.  My only explanation for this is that the judges have seriously debilitating  crack addictions….which would also explain Tyra’s jumpsuits.

4.  Jessica:

I have to agree with Nigel – this shot was fantastic except for Jessica’s face which is void of emotion.  This crime landed Jessica in the bottom 2 – I think a little undeserved.  Its not a great shot but….other than her face, it is very nice.  Though a trip to the bottom 2 might just put Jessica back on track.

5.  Alasia:

The judges hated this one and I must say that it was not Alasia’s best shoot for sure.  However, I kind of like the picture.  It looks kind of mysterious, like she is some kind of female wizard roaming the hills.  But I can see why it wasn’t well loved and Alasia hasn’t been delivering the past few weeks so…they sent her home.

6.  Angelea:

The do-no-wrong drag queen missed the mark this week.  Really missed the mark.  Its just not a good picture in any regard.  Well, the sheep is cute…..  The judges didn’t like it either and Angelea was the third last photo to be chosen.  I think that was too kind and that the Drag Queen should have been taken down a notch by being put in the bottom 2.  Cause this is bad!

And that is the way ANTM shook down this week folks.

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ANTM Cycle 14: More Jumpsuit, Less Cheese Fest, More Molesting Nigel Barker

Well its in full force people: America’s Next Top Model.  Its on!!  It really is my guilty pleasure.  I look forward to it and watch faithfully.  I have to admit that up until this season (though it has just started so I am hoping to Christ that I am not speaking to soon!), the cheese fest that has been ANTM drove me crazy.  Really, I’m in it for the fashion, photo shoots and photography.  I know it sounds like reading playboy for the articles, but its true.  I hate the cheesy challenges they force down the throats of those poor girls.  Particularly when it is Tyra leading the challenge.  She has to be one of the most annoying beautiful people on tv.  When she came out a couple seasons ago in a cape and was some kind of “smize” (smile with your eyes) superhero I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Cheese Fest! Captain Smize!

There has been less about the whole “Smize” thing this season.  With the addition of new judge Andre Leon Talley it is all about the “dreckitude”.  Does anyone know what the hell he is talking  about?  What the hell is that?  I don’t think that it has been defined.  I am not sure what Tyra is attempting to do this season and while I am thankful that we have less of her annoying role play events, she is all about the jumpsuits.  Yes Jumpsuits.  She isn’t jumping out of a plane nor is it 1972.  But no one has informed Tyra of this and she is wearing a new one each week.  I guess it a game of give and take: Tyra Cheese or Tyra Jumpsuits.  I’ll take jumpsuits.

So far it is the usual ANTM – people get eliminated, who cares?  Its not like any of these poor tortured girls get any work after they bust their humps for Tyra.  And thankfully we haven’t had to endure a video Cover Girl Commercial.  Those things are just gut wrenching.  But I am sure it is coming!

The highlight of the season came this week when the girls got to grope Nigel Barker.  He played the role of shy male model that the girls had to charm.  They left the girls more or less trapped and alone with Nigel in a gondola and then expressed surprise when they flirted with and molested him shamelessly!

Frankly,  if left alone anywhere with Nigel, he wouldn’t have escaped with even one garment of clothing.  The man is HOT and another reason to indulge in ANTM!  And since he is so damn hot I am going to shamelessly include another picture of him cause its my blog!

And Cycle 14 continues….